Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Someone Buy These Clowns in City Hall a Dictionary

la·goon

ləˈgo͞on
noun
  1. 1.
    a stretch of salt water separated from the sea by a low sandbank or coral reef.

in·let

ˈinˌlet,-lit
noun
  1. 1.
    a small arm of the sea, a lake, or a river.
    synonyms:covebaybightestuaryfjordsoundarmletsalt chuck
  2. mall
    môl
    noun
    1. 1.
      a large building or series of connected buildings containing a variety of retail 
    2. stores and typically also restaurants.
      synonyms:shopping center, (shopping) plaza,
      shopping complex, strip mallmini-mall,
      galleria, megamall, marketplace
    3. 2.
      a sheltered walk or promenade.

Photo: The incredible shrinking Seaside Lagoon.  The CenterCal plan shrinks the current Seaside Lagoon by about a third.  Then it puts a road and retail/restaurant over at least a third of the current public park.  

Waterfront recreation is shrinking to make room for the ever growing mall.
Oh, but that's right the new Future Super Pier is not a mall, 
it's a lifestyle center. 

And to think; some think-tank hacks actually got paid to think of this
gobbledygook.